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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took his sharp pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good."
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her in the ass. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good."
Then, a little while later, the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Once again, Johnny jabbed her with his pencil. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took his sharp pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good."
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her in the ass. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good."
Then, a little while later, the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Once again, Johnny jabbed her with his pencil. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:16 am by 
sell off good joke ^_^ 
